I spent a chilly day with my BFF Markus on Catalina Island off the coast of California, an hour’s ferry ride from Newport Beach. There was no wine mixer but plenty of T-shirts that said “Boats and Hoes” – for you fellow Stepbrothers fans.
We found two toy stores but absolutely nothing worth buying. How can a town called Avalon not have cool Kind Arthur stuff? Maybe a chess set of the knights of the round table? A stuffed Merlin doll? Nope, just tired ass Beanie Babies.
The highlight was the view, and the cool parasol decoration hanging in the Chinese restaurant.
Also, since they don’t allow cars on the island, it was wall to wall golf carts. Oh, and this seagull kept stalking me. I’m sure it was the same one.